Kanga

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

Actually, it’s pronounced kangaroo.

Cashews

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thank you, I prefer peanuts.

Nun

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Nun.

Nun who?

Nun of your business!

Wooden shoe

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Leaf

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Leaf.

Leaf who?

Leaf me alone already!

Radio

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Radio.

Radio who?

Radio not, here I come!

I love your shoes

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive your shoes! They’re so cute!!!!!!!!!

Ken is at it again

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken I come in? it’s raining out here.