Best trade I’ve ever made
What did the mouse say when he snatched cheese without getting caught?
“Cheddar luck next time!”
Why wouldn’t the cheddar hang out with the knife?
He had grater plans!
Did you hear about the guy who hit on every girl in the room using cheesy pickup lines?
When should you go on a cheese diet?
When you need to cheddar few pounds.
What do you call it when you can’t wait for the waiter to put cheese on top of your pasta?
What music does cheese listen to?
R & Brie.
When should you keep an eye on your cheese?
When it’s up to no gouda.
When you’re at a party, don’t eat too much cheese dip…
You might end up with a bad queso diarrhea.
I love you. I miss you.
I’m so provolone without you.