What do you call a polar bear living in Florida?
A solar bear.
Bought some shoes from a drug dealer
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!
What do you call a wet bear?
What do you call a wet bear?
A drizzly bear
Organic chemistry is difficult.
Organic chemistry is difficult.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What does a panda ghost eat?
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!
What does the dentist of the year get?
What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque
What do phones and dogs have in common?
What do phones and dogs have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
Radio
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!