Stopwatch

Knock! Knock

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!

Forrest Gump

What’s Forrest Gump’s email password?

1forrest1

Clydesdale and a Pony

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse.

Board of Education

Yo mama so dumb…

she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.