Microwave – A hand gesture used by a small person to say hello.
A three-legged dog who lost his father walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
The boating store was having a big sale on canoes.
It was quite the oar deal.
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A rancher was persuaded to cross-breed his cattle with hyenas.
It was a disaster. The offspring became the laughing stock of the community.
One time I fell in love during a backflip.
I was heels over head.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What does a baker put on his bed?
The number of people who believe the earth is flat is steadily growing.
There are now Flat Earth Society members all around the globe.