Microwave – A hand gesture used by a small person to say hello.
3 Legged Dog
A three-legged dog who lost his father walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
The boating store was having a big sale on canoes.
The boating store was having a big sale on canoes.
It was quite the oar deal.
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
They’re LUMBARjacks!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
A rancher was persuaded to cross-breed his cattle with hyenas…
A rancher was persuaded to cross-breed his cattle with hyenas.
It was a disaster. The offspring became the laughing stock of the community.
One time I fell in love during a backflip.
One time I fell in love during a backflip.
I was heels over head.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What does a baker put on his bed?
What does a baker put on his bed?
Cookie sheets.
The number of people who believe the earth is flat is steadily growing
The number of people who believe the earth is flat is steadily growing.
There are now Flat Earth Society members all around the globe.