Does anyone know why they won’t be making yardsticks any longer?
How do farmers make crop circles?
The number of people who believe the earth is flat is steadily growing. There are now Flat Earth Society members all around the globe.
Microwave – A hand gesture used by a small person to say hello.
A steak pun is a rare medium, well done.
My professor accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
I dropped my toothpaste this morning.
I was Crestfallen.
Why don’t rocks like to talk to people?
Because we take them for granite.
The inventor of the gallon jug died today. Tributes have been pouring in.