Yo mama so fat…
she has 101% body fat.
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back
What do you call sleeping puppies?
What do you call sleeping puppies?
Hush Puppies.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
Bathtub
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub! It’s overflowing!
Thanks fur everything
What did the polite dog say?
Thanks fur everything!
What do you call a polar bear living in Florida?
What do you call a polar bear living in Florida?
A solar bear.
How did the cow go over the mooooon?
How did the cow go over the mooooon?
It flew through udder space.
Doctor, my husband thinks he’s a dog!
A woman walks into a psychiatrists office and says, “doctor, my husband thinks he’s a dog! I don’t know what to do! Please help.”
The doctor replies, “Okay, have him get on the couch.”
The woman quickly snapped back, “Wait, no, he’s not allowed on the couch!”
What happened when the two vampires went on a blind date?
What happened when the two vampires went on a blind date?
It was love at first bite.