Does anyone know why they won’t be making yardsticks any longer?
How do farmers make crop circles?
How do farmers make crop circles?
With Pro-tractors.
Flat Earth
The number of people who believe the earth is flat is steadily growing. There are now Flat Earth Society members all around the globe.
Microwave
Microwave – A hand gesture used by a small person to say hello.
A Steak Pun is…
A steak pun is a rare medium, well done.
Plagiarism
My professor accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine.
Lady Gaga
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker face.
Toothpaste
I dropped my toothpaste this morning.
I was Crestfallen.
Rocks
Why don’t rocks like to talk to people?
Because we take them for granite.
Gallon Jug
The inventor of the gallon jug died today. Tributes have been pouring in.