Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
What Rhymes with Orange
My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”
Drug Dealer Shoes
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
Good at Sleeping
I’m so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
Peter Pan Neverlands
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.