Bear Puns

Don’t let these bear puns give you paws -- they’re definitely worth a read. You may enjoy them so much that you might not leave your den for months. Eventually, you’ll find yourself looking all grizzly and disheveled, as though you just woke from hibernation. The smell emanating from your body will be unbearable. But hey, at least you enjoyed the bear puns.

Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they’re in black and white.