Why was the cow sad?
She was moody.
Cow Puns
We’ve herd your cries for more cow puns and were tired of being a laughing stock without them. So try not to butcher these hilarious puns and ruin the moooo-od with your udder disgrace of a delivery. Enjoy!
How did the cow go over the mooooon?
How did the cow go over the mooooon?
It flew through udder space.
All the farmers cows stopped producing milk…
All the farmers cows stopped producing milk…
It was a case of real udder chaos.
I had to stop telling cow puns…
I had to stop telling cow puns…
Because I always butchered them.
The problem with invisible cows is…
The problem with invisible cows is…
They are herd but they are not seen.
You couldn’t see a good cow pun if…
You couldn’t see a good cow pun if it was steering you right in the face.
How do you count cows?
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Why do cows never have any money?
Why do cows never have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry!
What do you call a cow stuck in cement?
What do you call a cow stuck in cement?
An immooooovable object.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.