Why was the cow sad?
She was moody.
Cow Puns
We’ve herd your cries for more cow puns and were tired of being a laughing stock without them. So try not to butcher these hilarious puns and ruin the moooo-od with your udder disgrace of a delivery. Enjoy!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
I had to stop telling cow puns…
I had to stop telling cow puns…
Because I always butchered them.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow stuck in cement?
What do you call a cow stuck in cement?
An immooooovable object.
All the farmers cows stopped producing milk…
All the farmers cows stopped producing milk…
It was a case of real udder chaos.
You couldn’t see a good cow pun if…
You couldn’t see a good cow pun if it was steering you right in the face.
How did the cow go over the mooooon?
How did the cow go over the mooooon?
It flew through udder space.
Why did the secret service surround the president with dozens of cows?
Why did the secret service surround the president with dozens of cows?
They were trying to beef up security.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.