Why was the cow sad?
She was moody.
We’ve herd your cries for more cow puns and were tired of being a laughing stock without them. So try not to butcher these hilarious puns and ruin the moooo-od with your udder disgrace of a delivery. Enjoy!
Why was the cow sad?
She was moody.
How did the cow go over the mooooon?
It flew through udder space.
All the farmers cows stopped producing milk…
It was a case of real udder chaos.
I had to stop telling cow puns…
Because I always butchered them.
The problem with invisible cows is…
They are herd but they are not seen.
You couldn’t see a good cow pun if it was steering you right in the face.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Why do cows never have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry!
What do you call a cow stuck in cement?
An immooooovable object.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.