How did the cow go over the mooooon?
It flew through udder space.
Cow Puns
We’ve herd your cries for more cow puns and were tired of being a laughing stock without them. So try not to butcher these hilarious puns and ruin the moooo-od with your udder disgrace of a delivery. Enjoy!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What did the cow confess to his therapist?
What did the cow confess to his therapist?
“I feel seen but not herd.”
What do you call a cow stuck in cement?
What do you call a cow stuck in cement?
An immooooovable object.
How do cows say thank you in Spanish?
How do cows say “thank you” for dinner in Spanish?
Moo-chas grass-ias.
I had to stop telling cow puns…
I had to stop telling cow puns…
Because I always butchered them.
How do you count cows?
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Deja Moo
Deja moo: The feeling you get when you have heard the same bull before.
Why did the secret service surround the president with dozens of cows?
Why did the secret service surround the president with dozens of cows?
They were trying to beef up security.
Where do cows go on a first date?
Where do cows go on a first date?
To the mooooooooovies.