How did the cow go over the mooooon?
It flew through udder space.
Cow Puns
We’ve herd your cries for more cow puns and were tired of being a laughing stock without them. So try not to butcher these hilarious puns and ruin the moooo-od with your udder disgrace of a delivery. Enjoy!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
You couldn’t see a good cow pun if…
You couldn’t see a good cow pun if it was steering you right in the face.
Why do cows never have any money?
Why do cows never have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry!
Why did the secret service surround the president with dozens of cows?
Why did the secret service surround the president with dozens of cows?
They were trying to beef up security.
All the farmers cows stopped producing milk…
All the farmers cows stopped producing milk…
It was a case of real udder chaos.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call it when one cow spies on another?
What do you call it when one cow spies on another?
A steak out.
I had to stop telling cow puns…
I had to stop telling cow puns…
Because I always butchered them.
How do you count cows?
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.