One day, a newlywed couple arrive home from their honeymoon.

One day, a newlywed couple arrive home from their honeymoon.

The new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.”

The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?”

The husband says, “I haven’t.”

I’m a scratch golfer.

I’m a scratch golfer.

Every time I hit the ball, I scratch my head and wonder where it went.

Two guys were playing golf one day.

Two guys were playing golf one day.

Suddenly, one of them noticed a funeral procession going by on the road next to the course.

He stopped in mid-swing, closed his eyes and said a short prayer.

The other man was truly moved by this and said “Wow! That was one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.”

“Well”, the other man said, “I was married to her for 35 years.”

A guy came home and was greeted by his wife

A guy came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in sexy lingerie.

“Tie me up,” she purred softly, “And you can do anything you want.”

So he tied her up and went golfing.