Bra and a Hat

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I’ll hold up here.

Beat Husband to Death

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with a guitar.

Judge says “First offender?”

Woman says “No, first a Gibson, then a Fender.”

Tennis Shoes

Her: “Magazines are actually cheap. You can get ten issues for $10.”

Me: “Wow that is cheap. I actually need a new pair of tennis shoes.”