Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?

Because he would have to convert.

Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?

Because he would have to convert.

Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?

Because it is never right.

Why was the equal sign so humble?

Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

What does the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point.

What do you call dudes who love math?

Algebros.

What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

A roamin’ numeral.

Never trust math teachers who use graph paper.

They’re always plotting something.

What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date?

The odd couple (but 7 is in her prime).

Why was the math book depressed?

It had a lot of problems.