Cow Puns

We’ve herd your cries for more cow puns and were tired of being a laughing stock without them. So try not to butcher these hilarious puns and ruin the moooo-od with your udder disgrace of a delivery. Enjoy!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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